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AliceB's Kung Fu"
07.11.2013
AliceB being a Girl Scout and a First Aider asked," A FAW yourself where do you keep your disposal gloves?"...
Not being a Boy Scout and an inexperienced FAW, I replied, I keep it the usual place everybody keeps theres...Where do you keep yours??"
AliceB replied,"Well I keep MINE IN MY DRAWERS...."
AliceB's Kung Fu"
05.10.2013
Had a look @ MarkG#s Newish PC that was making a strange clicking toon
"sic, sic,sic,sic, sic, sic, SICK, SICK SICK.br> I thought I'd better take a look as it was giving AliceB one of her heeds..
So I did some Open Surgery and tried some CPR but...
PC MarkieMark was still in VF saying nothing but "SIC, SIC, SIC, SICCCKKK."
By now AliceB was saying that rap was doin' her head in and she said," let me have a look at...." We looked and found that it was an offending CPU Fan giving it loads
AliceB stretched a long lithe forefinger and reached into MarkieMark's innards and deftly touched the FAN Casing with her ffingernail.."
The Clicking Song........Stopped.........

Alice's KUNG FU is STRONG.
Glee sings The Beatles..."
18.09.2013
Mooshie says lets join the fight against Ash Dieback, Nicole says Let the GameBoy take the strain..."
17.09.2013
Nicole SAYS 'Let the GOOD TREES ROCK!!!"... Let's play the Fraxinus Game....
Nicole says lets join the fight against the BigC, Mooshie says YO, RITE ON..."
16.09.2013
MOOSHIE UPCLOSE WITH IPhone 5S and 5C."
12.09.2013
Mooshie likes Nicole'MULLAHLICIOUS IPhone 5C. Especially when she bites into them and they ooze with chococheeseychilli QUIFFS..."
MOOSHIE cHEESEY SPICY cHOCOLATTO Balls."
10.09.2013
WHAT a GIRAFFE.' Mooshie likes Nicole's Balls of Deliciousness. Especially when she bites into them and they ooze with chococaramelo...cheessey quiffs"
My Phone is Frozen...."
29.08.2013
Shiver ma handset,my screens gone BLUe.' RING RING SONG SUNG BLUE EVERY ANDROID HAS ONE...SUNG SONG BLUE MY ANDROID BEEN HACKED!!"
BABY YOGA."
23.08.2013
Lets Practice Baby YOGA.' BABY SWINGS UP I CAN'T COOL DOWN, BABY SWINGS DOWN...BABY IS TURNING AND TURNING....!!"
Burger Anyone?
22.08.2013
Arrived back at Lime Street Station yesterday
Looked across to the 24 hour Cafe next to the Owld Punch and Judy Tavern and saw a sign for a new range of SA BURGERS.br> I thought they looked cushty and wouldn't hurt my pocket much and the name of the range invoked images of the Transvaal and I was hungry as well.
So I went across to the CAFF and looked at the menu closely!!.
They had a Springbok burger for £1.88 and I thoght I'll go for that then.
I ordered the Springbok burger, paid up and the CAFF owner, Kathy shouted to her hubby, Ronald Mac, (b) "Hey luv get an OSKAR out of the Cooler" ...
I finished the burger and as I was about to leave, I had to ask Kathy "OSKAR?"
" OSKAR PRESTORIUS.", NO WONDER THE BURGER TASTED METTALIC and there bits of buckshot in the meat.... GO FIGURE.../br>
Marmite Jar's spreading the LUV."
08.08.2013
Save the MARMITE JAR,BEFORE IT'S 2 Late.' BREAKING NEWS..BREAKING NEWS... STOP MARMITE JAR ABUSE NOW!!"
Touch the Rainbow, Be the Rainbow
07.08.2013
Arrived at Birchwood Railway Station this morning
Looked across to the ASDA Car-Park and saw a SIR REAL standing atop a RED Post Box.
In his hand was a PINK CHEQUE for £4000 and 2 peas
He looked at the 2 pea and wondered where these SEEDS OF RECOVERY in his hands.
He rised up his head and piped out the STARS AND STRIPES
HIS NAME WAS MARK CARNEY and he looked at the THE OLD LADY OF THREADNEEDLE STREET and he stretched out his ARMS and announced, (b) "ME CASA SU CASA.... SHOW ME THE MONEY." ...and the £400 was blowing in the wind....Darn the peas, Giss me gas.....
See the Rainbow, Touch the Rainbow
06.08.2013
Arrived at Birchwood Railway Station this morning
Looked across to the ASDA Car-Park and saw a Vulture standing atop a Lamp post.
His name was OZ -Borne!
Oz-Borne surveyed the land before him and the land was GOOD.
He raised up his head and opened his majesterial beak and BOOMED OUT WITH IS cHANCELLORY VOICE
FRACKing L. Money, Money gimMa MONEY, MONEY.....
George Alexander Louis.
25.07.2013

"IT'S A BOY called GAL, geddit!!"
Royal Baby Name: Odds In Favour Of Tradition."
24.07.2013
MY BOY, LOLLIPOP, He goes giddup.' BREAKING NEWS..BREAKING NEWS...MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND!!"
Official New iPhone 6 Trailer ."
23.07.2013
being crative with Google Docs Demo"
21.07.2013
Genomes of 201 microbes sequenced"
17.07.2013
I wonder if the 201st is called HAL?.' I wonder if "Grease" is a word in the Microbial Genomic Book of Life?
Nasa tests 3D-printed rocket engine fuel injector"
16.07.2013
Cheaper by Design, does that mean CHIPS will be less fattening?.' SLM Pickings then.. and other Movie Stars.
Sprint's tri-band LTE modems go on sale this Friday"
15.07.2013
Faster LTE but expensive, and exclusive for the Bandwidth HOGS, SoooWeee.' The Race can't be won in a Sprint but MIFI will happy LTE fly.
Digital pen spell checks handwritten notes as you write"
14.07.2013
The Pen-is MIGHTer than the sWORD.' The Lernstiff pen gently VIBRATes when the Writer writes illegibly.
Terminator 2-style liquid metal can now be 3D printed."
10.07.2013
Grey Goo makes forms Mr Blobby' Mickey Dickey prints Bendy 3D Androgynous figures.
Lets create a Sh*tstorm, this week?"
08.07.2013
Quality English word named 'Anglicism of the Year' Germans brew up a right Sh*tstorm.
Microsoft develops 3D touchscreen with tactile feedback."
03.07.2013
Raspberry - Pi as a low powered router."
01.07.2013
A Solar powered Raspberry-Pi FTP Server."
26.06.2013
A Sunny side up piece of silicon More SEXY tech in a small bod, hubba hubba.
A Camera for the Raspberry-Pi."
24.06.2013
A Little Camera for a little piece of silicon Great tech comes in a tiny body.
IRN BRU FANNY ADVERT THE SEQUEL .
22.06.2013
FANNY Funny Advert worth a SECOND GIRAFFE.
RIP OFF Britain survy shows that Supermarket Refillable Ink Cartridge lasts longer than Printer Manufacturers"
21.06.2013
"You get more for less at TESCO Metro." It's worth shopping around for inkjet cartridges, afterall.
Walton Village Fire (Culmac Motors Burns Night"
20.06.2013
"Walton Village Blaze Guts Family Businss." Three Bangs in the Middle of the Night and 41 Years goes up in flames.
Cracking the iPhone"
19.06.2013
"Cracking Apple iOS using Scrabble blocks." Does one WoRD leave your iPhone legs akimbo,FCUK?
More Windows 8.1."
18.06.2013
"No START bUTTON,BUT MORE metro metro TILING." dem dare TILES Gets EE-vrywhere man.
First Look at Windows 8.1."
17.06.2013
"The Start Button is back, haha IS BACK HAHA!!." BUT you still have to use them darn TILES.
KNew look for Apple iOS 7."
14.06.2013
Knowing Contract Law can sav you some money on Data Roaming"
13.06.2013
"Sometimes Lawyers can make sense." Data Roaming, a money making scheme.
Easy to update websites where are U"
12.06.2013
"Dreamweaver, I miss U, please come back, PLEEESE COME BACK?....."
Vandenberg Group - Did you get th invitation"
10.06.2013
".....Oh Well just NOT RICH Enough then?....."
Cheese Meat Broth"
06.06.2013
"WOULD CADFLY/MayFly larvae make a good meaty cvheese broth?."
That Banksy might well have a HIDDEN MESSaagge"
06.06.2013
"Graffiti Code more than just ART." QR codes the Wave FORWARD.
Morse code on NOKIA Phone."
05.06.2013
"Nokia Morse Code Sounds" A Nokia Easter Egg.
One day ReKall will sell your Dreams wholesale, c'mon gissa call and go to Marrs."
04.06.2013
A second Philip K Dicks thought about the Samsung hand phones? A bit of slap n tickle - phone implants.
lUNCHTIME TREATS"
03.06.2013
"That Friday Feeling"
01.06.2013
'Lost a day somewhere, Must be the Chilli Cheese Pie'
"Feeling Gouty - today"
31.05.2013
Must be the TOEPHI that I have been eating. Must have some more Chilli CheesePie to compensate!!
British Gamestick too big to handle."
28.05.2013
British Invention - so popular We've SOLD OUT A Shaky hand - TOO HARD TO HANDEL.
One day Androids will dream of Electric Sheep"
27.05.2013
May Bank Holiday Looming
24.05.2013
A CALMING INFLUENCE F'ING Mayday Blue Cars.
Funny Advert2- IRN BRU -PUSH UP BRA-
22.05.2013
PUSH UP BRA Funny Advert2 worth a 2nd GIRAFFE.
Funny Advert- IRN BRU -FANNY-
21.05.2013
FANNY Funny Advert worth a GIRAFFE.
BBC Watchdog - Samsung Galaxy S4
16.05.2013
BBC Watchdog on new purchase of Samsung Galaxy S4
CISCO
15.05.2013
Went to a CISCO DEMO DAY in Manchester yesterday. It was interesting and frightening as well.
DON'T USE YOUR ANDROID PHONE FOR PERSONAL STUFF AS IT IS HACKABLE.
Crocodile Soup
14.05.2013
Method (Serving for 2)
1) Boil a pot of water and blanch the crocodile meat.
2) Boil another pot of water add in all the herbs and boil for 30minutes
3) Add in the crocodile meat and simmer.
4) Let it cook for 2 to 3 hours and donít forget to add some Shaoxing wine aka Hua Diao Jiu (???) to further enhance the taste better.
It is advisable to eat the crocodile meat, otherwise slice the meat into shreds and add into the porridge.
Happy Cooking!
Unboiled Chicken
13.05.2013
1 Fill a very large pot with water, enough to cover the chicken completely. You want a LOT of water. An 8 quart pot at least is best for ONE chicken or about 3 pounds of parts WITH bones. I do NOT recommend for boneless chicken, as the heat will not be able to penetrate the big pile of meat at the bottom of the pot.).
2 Do not put the chicken in yet.
3 Bring to a boil.
4 Now put in the chicken.
5 As soon as it STOPS boiling, take out the chicken.
6 Return the water to a boil, then put the chicken back in and cover tightly.
7 Turn off the heat but leave the pot on the burner.
8 Leave it untouched for exactly ONE HOUR.
9 Remove chicken from water.
10 Let it cool just enough to handle, then debone your chicken.
11 I've been making it this way for about 16 years now.
12 You can use a whole chicken or parts.
13 The large volume of water is important: I use a 15 quart stock pot, and do 2 chickens at one time.
14(then I save the skin& bones up in the freezer until I have a bunch, and use them to make broth).
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